when i was a little girl
my best friend in the whole wide world
was my little rubber toy
it used to bring me so much joy

floating in my bubble bath
its funny noises always made me laugh
splashing water all over the floor
i never thought i could ask for more

but now i'm tired of my little friend
i was young and it was just pretend
now i'm ready for something new
and if you're lucky then it could be you

you could be my squeeze toy
you could be my squeeze toy
come and play with me boy
oh won't you be my squeeze toy
you can be with me boy

every night when my mother said
i took my squeeze toy up to bed
and in the morning each and every day
i took my friend outside to play
always with me when i went to school
even though it was against the rules
all my teachers told me it was wrong
for little girls to play with a toy so long
but now its time to put my toys away
and look for fun in a different way
cuz i'm ready for something new
and if you're lucky it could be you

you could be my squeeze toy
you could be my squeeze toy
come and play with me boy
oh won't you be my squeeze toy
you can be with me boy
won't you be my squeeze toy
won't you be my squeeze toy

you could be my squeeze toy
(maybe you could come to my house)
you could be my squeeze toy
(maybe we can take a bath, maybe we can)
come and play with me boy
(take another bath)
oh won't you be my squeeze toy
(but don't tell my mom, okay)
you could be with me boy

you can be my squeeze toy
you can be my squeeze toy
come and play with me boy
come and play with me boy
you can be my squeeze toy
oh won't you be my squeeze toy
come and play with me boy
you can be with me boy
you can be my squeeze toy
you can be my squeeze toy
come and play with me boy
you can be my squeeze toy
oh won't you be my squeeze toy
you can be with me boy